Okay, it’s been a while. I’m not going to try to come up with an excuse, or even apologize. Time to get down to business!
My best friend saw Christina Hendricks at an event in Manhattan!!!!
She ran up to her and told her that she loves the show and that her best friend (me) was inspired to buy a bar cart for her apartment based on her character (that’s true — I wanted to be a swingin’ stylish single gal who offers gentlemen a drink when they come over). Christina thanked her and said she was very flattered in that cute, high-pitched, Joan tone.
My friend’s assessment?
HUGE BOOBS. UNBELIEVABLY HUGE. BIGGER THAN MINE.
But, the rest of her is quite small. She thinks that her hips and ass were smaller in person on the show. I think they may be padding her actually.
I’ve always found my boobs attractive but I never thought they had a tremendous amount of utility. Some other big breasted women think otherwise.
Check out what this one can do with hers:
A few, er, several, weeks ago (sorry for the delay), one of our best commenters asked what us BBGs did in preparation for warmer weather.
Well, that’s a fantastic question. Summer is tough. Until recently, bikinis were out. Tank tops are also tough. Either there isn’t enough fabric to cover my breasts, or the shoulder straps are too big, or the arm holes too wide and my bra shows through. Oh, and some tank tops, the straps are oddly aligned and don’t cover the bra straps, which is just annoying. Do larger bras have straps that angle out more or something?
And I can’t wear spaghetti straps obviously, because the bra strap will show. Oh, and no, that “bra” inside some tank tops is not a viable option.
Halters? Not really feasible.
I guess I should look on the positive side. There is always Malia Mills. And American Apparel has some solid tank top options. And, for a black tie affair, I have this nice strapless dress that I wore to 3D’s wedding and a solid strapless bra to go with it.
As all you readers know, I’m not a big fan of nipple licking, or really any nipple-focused action at all. But I’ve recently come to discover that I really enjoy just having my boobs held. I think I can lie down with my boyfriend’s hand up my shirt for hours and hours. He enjoys it too.
Who knew that something so old school could be so amazing?
I’ve finally come to write about what I feel is a very important issue in the big-boobed community — the erogenousness of nipples.
Once, years ago, a guy was sucking my nipple and said, “you aren’t getting anything from this, are you?” I wasn’t. I never do. The only sensation I feel at all is mild pain. I admitted as such (minus the part about pain) and he said that he has found there to be an inverse relationship between the size of the breast and the amount of pleasure derived from having a nipple sucked. When I told him that I hadn’t realized that before, he pointedly asked, “well how many nipples have you licked?” I take it he had licked several.
Partially because he seemed to be an authority on such matters, I basically took it as fact. And, when 3D hosted a big boob bonanza a few years ago, if memory serves me correctly, five out of the six girls there said nipple sucking didn’t do much for them.
This is not to say that I don’t like to have my breasts touched, fondled, caressed, slammed against, etc., but the particular act of nipple sucking just doesn’t do anything for me. That, combined with the mild pain and the sheer awkwardness of just lying there while my partner sucks away, makes the whole thing affirmatively unpleasant.
I’d be curious to know what others (both people with nipples and people who suck nipples) think about all of this.
I’ve always admired those wrap-like jersey dresses women have been wearing for the past three or so years but I’ve never been able to make them fit. My boobs just don’t fit in the space that’s meant for the boobs and my bra is completely exposed (like, completely). A few weeks ago I saw one on sale for $20, and at 3D’s recommendation, I tried it on with camisole. It wasn’t obscene and I figured that for $20, it was fine.
Unfortunately I wore it today and it just doesn’t look right. You can’t see my bra or anything, but my breasts just don’t fit into their alloted space. It stretches and pulls in all the wrong places.
Check out how my breasts get pulled to the side as the elastic band inches up:
This is very depressing. These dresses always look so comfortable. I hate having to miss out on fun fashion.
I guess as a consolation I could focus on the fact that I look good naked.
Sort of off topic for this blog but I saw this and thought I would mention it.
These are PSAs targeted at men who father children with underage girls. They photoshopped huge boobs onto the bodies of young girls to show that just because some girls may look like women, they are not, in fact, old enough to have a relationship with adults.
I much prefer seeing big boobs on actual women. This is just creepy and gross.